Sunday, 12 October 2008!
HandWritten on; 19:04
First Law of Applied Terror:When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
Second Law of Applied Terror:The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
Third Law of Applied Terror:80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed or the one book you didn't read.
Fourth Law of Applied Terror:The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Corollary:Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
Fifth Law of Applied Terror:If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary:If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
Sixth Law of Applied Terror:At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester - and never attending.