New discovery of our NEW GP TUTOR with 3 names in his name. So we decided to call him "dude".
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HandWritten on; 22:45
HEY 75,
do note that timetable changes are as follows okay: Mon - classrooms switched from e304 to a412 (means CT personal time, econs tut, math tut) and Fri - classroom switched from e302 to a410 (PW and chem tut) take note yea. enjoy tmrw's sabbats!
WATCH HAHA :D -courtesy of sheila!
(: val.
Sunday 29 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 15:02
Q: What's the difference between a running person and a running dog? A: One wears trousers and the other pants.
Saturday 28 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 23:27
xanga's down or something so here i am to kill boredom. actually i was going to change my name on the class list to estelle the great and decided to post too (:
yay blocks are over! whoo.
i don't like lotr. everybody except legolas, and maybe viggo mortensen's character, are not goodlooking. i can't stand the way frodo and his friends speak too. and they keep running into ugly monsters. so lousy. hahaha.
anyway let's go eat icecream! and cake and everything nice! (:
<3estelle
Friday 27 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 12:52
Seen this before? Well, watch it again! It's 45 minutes long but it's 45 minutes worth of humour. Since BTs are over just watch it! Exercise your funnibone!
-en yi
Thursday 26 June 2008!
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Wednesday 25 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 18:29
-brought to you by PPs!
Tuesday 24 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 16:14
Check out these cool websites =D
Some imba t-shirts http://www.linkinn.com/_Funny_T_shirt_Culture
and this is quite inspiring http://www.theburiedlife.com/ its about these 4 guys doing 100 things they would do before they die =]
Sunday 22 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 13:07
DARTH VADER HAD PROBLEMS
He had problems controlling anger and impulsivity. He suffered from stress-related paranoia and had a pattern of unstable and intense personal relationships. In the end, he turned to the dark side of the force and transformed into the dark lord, calling himself Darth Vader.
Anakin Skywalker clearly suffered from borderline personality disorder, say a team of psychiatrists from the University Hospital of Toulouse in France.
Basing their analysis on original Star Wars film scripts, they cite Skywalker's mood swings and his poor interpersonal relationships, self-image and behaviour as classic markers for the serious mental illness. However, the researchers qualified that Darth Vader's symptoms are certainly extreme.
While borderline personality disorder can be treated with psychotherapy and medication, the dark lord was never offered professional help.
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A ventriloquist is doing a gig with his dummy on his lap. He's telling a dumb blonde joke when a young woman jumps to her feet.
"What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?" she asks. "What does hair colour have to do with my worth as a human being? You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology. You keep out of this, mister!" she yells. "I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
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A priest, a rabbi and a minister are in a boat out in the middle of a lake. The priest says, "I'm thirsty. I'm going to get something to drink." So he steps out of the boat, walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks across the water and gets back in the boat.
The minister says, "I'm thirsty too." So he walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back to the boat.
The rabbi says, "My turn." He gets out of the boat and immediately sinks.
The priest turns to the minister. "Think we should've told him where the rocks were?"
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A secretary, an assistant and their boss are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie appears to grant them each one wish. The secretary says, "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life," says the assistant. And poof! Just like that, he's gone.
"You're next," the genie says to the boss. He says, "I want those two back in the office right after lunch."
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That's all for now! Happy mugging and don't feel too depressed! It'll be over in 5 days' time =)
-en yi
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HandWritten on; 12:25
http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html
go try it =] anzai
Saturday 21 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 20:58
Actual Things Said In Court Now we know how stupid people can get. L O L.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it, until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you kidding? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral.
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table, wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
"Hey Mama/Papa-- I can count to 900! 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800, 900!" Happy Mugging! en yi
Friday 20 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 00:18
- sung to the tune of Apologise by onerepublic -
warning: don't get so dismayed that you give up mugging. Just for fun. Still add petrol for blocks everyone! =) just a few days more.
I wanna be a mugger But it is too late now I'm reading all this shit But it can't get in somehow
i've only got 3 days left OMG how how how, but wait you tell me i should jia you didn't think i'd turn around and say
Chorus: That it's too late to study now ... It's too late... I said it's too late to study now... It's too late...
I'd swallow carbohydrates, read Sloman differentiate if i could & I'd read it like a mugger needs a cup But it's nothing cool, yeah yeah
I crammed it with a fire red, now it's turning blue & you say no need to worry Heaven will greet me at school But I'm afraid
Chorus: It's too late to study now, it's too late ... I said It's too late to study now, it's too late ...
I wanna be a mugger But it is too late now ...
Thursday 19 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 22:31
Dear 75, if you're sick of mugging, why not help pass this message around.
One of our schoolmate's father has been diagnosed with leukemia and needs AB+ blood for his treatment. If you can help, please call Caili at 97838531, or help pass this message around. Thanks.
One more week and we're in-a-way free.. GOOO EVERYONE!
Wednesday 18 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 21:03
Hey all!
The long awaited Block Test Mugging Break Down is finally here! =) Disclaimer: This is a continuation of the Lecture Test Mugging Break Down from the last bio lecture test. Reading the following passage will be a complete waste of your time helpful in helping you decide whether to spend that extra one hour mugging or doing something else that’s more productive. It also offers an escapist solution to the problem of Block Test! So, if you have nothing to do, read on!
Crap:
To make this article possible, I actually spent ONE WHOLE DAY looking through EVERY SINGLE F**KING BIO notes/tutorial, just to make sure that calculations below are approximately valid. (i nearly killed myself for doing that...)
The Real Stuff:
For calculation purposes, we shall use Bio as a standard. (since bio has the biggest mass of notes) So, reading Bio took me 11 hours.(see above) Reading speed may vary among different individual. Mine was quite a leisure pace at which no words were skipped, aside from appendices, most of the tutorial qns, and the whole of DNA replication. =)
Anyway, with the basis of 11 hours in mind, we can then commence our calculations. However, due to the huge disparity between the mugging power rating of OON and the rest of the class, 2 different types of calculation is needed. You can find out more below:
Type 1
Oon's mugging style - Do ALL 10 year series questions aside from redo-ing everything else thats given. Memorise every word. Scrutinise every line. And pray that the marker would not mark you down because of a misplaced punctuation. [Basically, you mug and mug and mug and.....]
Gauge: If you pray more than you mug, you are TYPE 2.
Type 2
____'s mugging style - Have no idea what's 10 year series is about. Heck care about finding out the answers of the tutorials that are blank. Pick 10 favourite words out of every page in the notes and pray that the rest of the 990 words won't be tested. [self-explanatory. lol!]
Gauge: If you mug more than you pray, you are TYPE 1.
Calculations:
Type 1 : Obviously, if you belong to type 1, you probably won't be here reading all these. But still, won't it be fun to see how much type 1 ppl actually have to mug? xD
Reading through is definitely not enough. MEMORISE IS KING!
so we have.. Time taken to memorise ALL BIO NOTES!
11x4 + 11x1.5 + 11x2 = 82.5 hrs (11x4 to memorise 11x1.5 to redo all the tutorials 11x2 to do all 10 year series available.)
Then, assume that Chem, GP, and econs combined will take the same amount of time as bio. So, we will have:
82.5 + 82.5 = 165 hr
Lastly, we need to consider Math. The only way to revise Math (cannot be mugged), is to practice. Meaning, redoing every single qn that you can find(tutorial, 10 yr series, revision packages, etcetc...). There are 9 topics in Math. Unless you are a genius and can write down the answer to the question in 5 second, you will need to go through the lengthy thinking/writing/erasing/paper crushing process, that's estimated to be around 2.5 hour per topic. So, total up, we will have:
165 + 2.5x9 = 187.5 hr!!!
A WHOOPING 187.5 HOUR OF MUGGING!! Now, divide that by 24, we get 7.8125 DAYS!! Try dun eat, dun sleep, dun shit, dun pee for 8 days. Maybe you'll be a step closer to an A for Blocks, but, who cares? By then you will most probably be lining up for heaven express! (assuming mugging is not a sin)
Even if one mugs for 8 hours a day, 187.5/8 = 23.44 days! An average school day which ends at 2pm is 6 hours, including breaks! 8 Hours is the best recommended sleeping time you need per day. 8 hours is 1/3 of of a day! Can you imagine mugging for 1/3 of your day EVERYDAY during your 1 month break?!?!?! Now, that shed some light on why Oon is mugging since the start of holidays, even whenhe's ddiving in Pulau Tioman, or hiking in Mt. Rijani....
Now, if you find type 1 people is just crazy, fret not! you still have type 2!
TYPE 2: ..Mug? what mug? DOTA+ANIME+MANGA+CLUBBING FTW!!
well, anyway, there's no point in doing the calculations for type 2, since there's not much difference between type 2 and TYPE 3!
Type 3 (probably the best choice every)
"Just dao!" - nicholas Face it, no matter how much u mug, the evil school admin and the dog trainers in the HOD rooms will never let you pass! 20% passes and 80% failures, what kinda lameass rule is that?
Look, Bloct Test is just 15%. If you don't mug, you'll probably get 5%? If you mug, you'll probably get 7%? 2 mark difference...WOAHHHH!! And if you don't mug, YOU HAVE ONE WHOLE MONTH TO PLAY WITH!! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!! AIN'T THAT WHAT LIFE'S SUPPOSE TO BE???
So, now, after reading through all this, hopefully you can make a more informed decision as to how to spend you next hour. Remember! Think at the Margin! =)
Good Luck! coolsh!t
Tuesday 17 June 2008!
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Monday 16 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 13:33
To inspire your passion for the beautiful, romantic MATHEMATICS! :D Koped this off a friend.
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in your trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when avector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving, Pythagoras -- Your Math Rep :))
Saturday 14 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 14:22
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things---God, your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.
The sand is everything else---the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
'Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. 'I'm glad you asked.
It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'
from your dear anzai =]
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HandWritten on; 14:21
The JC Lightbulb Joke
[THE FOLLOWING LIGHTBUBLB JOKE IS PURELY A JOKE. NO INTENDED SACARSM OR HIDDEN AGEDNA.]
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who wrote all this? A: A TJCian.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They think they are already very bright.
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HandWritten on; 14:15
MOUSE RE-CALIBRATION
Instructions if your mouse was not recalibrated for the new year.
You should actually do this every year. Even more often is recommended by Kim Kommando (the computer guru) if you spend a lot of time on the computer. I was shocked to see how well this works! To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g. If it doesn't work immediately, you might want to clean your mouse.
You dumb ass. You'll believe anything
I'M SURE YOU WILL ALSO RECOMMEND THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS ONCE YOU SEE HOW WELL IT WORKS...
A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls-Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest , which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is; why would you bother to borrow $5,000?
The businessman replied: Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?
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Kachidza was at a local beerhall when a beautiful woman walked in. The beerhall was full and there was only one one place to sit: next to him! Kachidza, always a friendly guy, decided to strike up a conversation with his pretty new neighbor. But as soon as he said "Hello, Miss..." she turned to him and screamed at the top of her lungs, "WHAT KIND OF A PERSON DO YOU THINK I AM, YOU PERVERT!"
This caught him very off guard, as all of his friends in the beerhall were glaring at him for trying to molest this newcomer. He slouched down as far as he could on his stool, and looked at what he knew would be his last drink here in a long time.
After a few minutes the lady said to him, "I'm sorry if I scared or embarrassed you. I'm a Psychology student and I'm doing a study on what happens to an innocent person when they are falsely accused of something in public. Please don't take it personally. We're friends, right? Shake hands?"
Kachidza looked at her, her hand stretched out, her eyes imploring and yelled out, "A THOUSAND BUCKS FOR A NIGHT!!! ARE YOU CRAZY??"
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Anyway, something for all you muggers to chew on.
MUGGER: My Useless Gigantic Garbage Eater, Really!
HAPPY MUGGING! -En Yi
Sunday 8 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 22:05
This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. It was sent by a medical doctor.
SLOW DANCE
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.
Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head?
You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.
Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,'Hi'
You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift.... Thrown away.
Life is not a race. Do take it slower Hear the music Before the song is over.
Beautiful isn't it? Rmb not to waste life!
Thursday 5 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 17:48
Ok so despite the extremely sad response from our beloved class, i shall decide on a date nonetheless. Our class outing in this mug-ful June holidays shall be on the 14th of June, 1 day before Fathers' Day =] which i think i might not have =[[ k so we will um meet at lets say... 12.30 at Bedok MRT station, then we will take 197 to ECP and yea, activities shall be cycling and skating, jogging if u wanna run alongside the wheels. Yup i'm guessing no one will wake very early so everyone shall have a heavy breakfast at around 10.30 at home, then lunch shall be free for all if u are hungry then just go grab a burger and eat or sth. Oh and if some of you dont wanna get sweaty then we can just bring a mat and get a space to sit down first and look after all our stuff =] i'll send a sms to everyone just so tell me either thru msn or sms if u are coming anot =]
Ok dao the post i made about class outing cos yea in view of valencia's extremely wise email, i think u all might want to focus on ur studies for nao so yea lets have an outing after the blocks and we can include the seniors too =] ok mean while enjoy studying. its such a joy =D
~your beloved anzai =]
Monday 2 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 19:44
Anzai here =] To ensure that every dear member of our class gets a break from the exhaustive holidays, i propose a class outing, maybe not class outing but more like friends outing on either 7th(sat), 8th(sun), or 14th(sat) to perhaps East Coast Park. I know some of you might not like ECP, then suggest another location, maybe Cine to catch a movie tgt or sth u all can think right? =] K so since i predict the response from the class will not be that good, i doubt 1/3 of the class checks this blog at least once a week, we shall ask our own friends along too, so many of u can expand ur tiny social circle =]] ok lar enough crapping so if u can make it, tell me the days and then i shall take time off my busy DoTA schedule to collate a list of some sort and maybe this shall work out =] Cya and dont mug too much =] I'm intending to spend this whole hols bboy and playing around with music ^^
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HandWritten on; 19:40
Go Watch =D
~Anzai =D
Sunday 1 June 2008!
HandWritten on; 23:33
Hello da jia,
I'm so sorry to further strangulate this already stagnant blog with an even boring-er and administrative post, but can everybody please send me your scores for the GP compo which was returned on the last day of school? (And if you know your friend's results you can tell me too) Ms Tan needs it for...I don't really know what. You can email me at fqhleong@hotmail.com or sms me directly.
