Saturday, 19 April 2008!
HandWritten on; 17:40
This is called cow economics.Source from Internet,no offence.
Belgium: You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
China: You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
France: You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch. Life is good.
Germany: You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they:
live for 100 years
eat once a month
milk themselves
are all blond
drink lots of beer
give excellent quality milk and
run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
Great Britain: You have two cows.
Both are mad.
You feed them warm beer. Unexpectedly they produce milk not tea. You turn the paddock into a cricket pitch. Life is jolly good.
Iraq: You have two cows.
They go in hiding.
They send radio and video tapes of their mooing.
India/Hindu: You have two cows.
You worship them.
Israel: So, there are these two Jewish cows, right?
They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights.
They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors.
So, who needs people?
Italy: You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
Japan: You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them world-wide.
New Zealand: You don't have any cows. You have a hundred million sheep.
That one on the left is kinda cute...
Poland: You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
Russia: You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have 5 cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
You produce your tenth 5-year plan in the last 3 months.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
Switzerland: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
Taliban:
[although not exactly a country, right?] You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which is two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
At night when no one is looking, you have sex with both of them.
Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
