Thursday, 10 April 2008!
HandWritten on; 17:01
A duck walks into a restaurant one day, walks up to a waiter and asks “Do you have any Duck food?” The waiter looks down at the duck and says “No we have no duck food, you need to leave” so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back to the restaurant, walks up to the same waiter and asks “Do you have any duck food?” The waiter looks down at the duck and says “I told you yesterday we don’t have any duck food, you need to leave!” so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back to the restaurant, walks up to the same waiter and asks “Do you have any duck food?” The waiter looks down at the duck and says “Are you stupid? I’ve already told you WE DONT HAVE ANY DUCK FOOD, you need to leave AND DONT COME BACK!” so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back to the restaurant, walks up to the same waiter and asks “Do you have any duck food?” The waiter looks down at the duck and says “I can’t believe you came back. WE DONT HAVE ANY DUCK FOOD DONT YOU UNDERSTAND! Look if you come back ask me again I’m going to nail your beak to the floor! NOW LEAVE” so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck come back to the restaurant, walks up to the same waiter and asks “Do you have any nails?” The waiter looks down at the duck and says “What the…... no i dont have any damn nails! what the hell kind of question is that?”.
The duck asks “Do you have any duck food?”
