Sunday, 17 February 2008!
HandWritten on; 20:10
hello everybody!
I noticed a strange something thats on this blog. don't know if u have noticed it, but, most of the posts, except mine, are semi-serious or serious announcements and stuff... seems like i'm the only one who has more than enuff time to do lame stuff like posting lame stuff on the blog! xD
Okay, so here you go! This is something that's been around for quite a while....n...trust me, it has NO RELEVANCE at all to anything. its just for laugh!~ So, for the majority of the class, do NOT take my life for it! =)
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO+
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200kg
Occurence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature.
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown causes.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
yep, like i said, don't hate me for it. for all i know, there might be 1 more element named 'Man'...
n oh! if u are SERIOUSLY lame and have NOTHING better to do, this might help u shave off a little bit of your time:
Follow the following instructions, one at a time:
1. Raise up your left hand, high, preferably the whole arm.
2. Open your mouth.
3. Put your right hand's index finger into your mouth.
4. Try to smile while doing step 3.
5. Now, in that exact position, find a mirror.
6. Using the mirror, move your right index finger - thats inside your mouth - left and right, making sure that ur index finger touches the left and right lips before moving to the other side.
Now, if you had done it perfectly (which is reasonably hard), you will notice something extraordinary. Just give it a try!
Thats that!
cool sh!t
If all goes well, you should be able to see the most spastic person you've ever seen in your mirror doing one of the most spastic things you could do when you are bored. xD
